After viewing these uber-unawesome introductions on PlanetRomeo, I am forced to conclude that evolution has not given me a forehead of sufficient thickness or strength to withstand the impending barrage of forehead-slaps.
“Hi me a indian guy in west, like to know and meet you me more to bottom and looking in safe and trust meet.”
I appreciate the fact that we live in a globalised world and not everyone speaks or writes perfect English. Bugger globalisation.
“Hi buddy, how are you? hope you had a fabulous weekend. Wishing you a splendid week ahead. I’m **** here and its a pleasure to have your acquaintance.”
Can you get any more presumptuous? We have not even chatted and you are assuming – or hoping – that I will be an absolutely delightful acquaintance. And did you stop to think if I would find YOUR acquaintance a pleasure? Or perhaps my own opinions of you are of no consequence? Your proposition would sound interesting – if this were an odious prelude to a business meeting.
“hi h r u?hp num pls”
Honestly, need I elaborate? I posted up my picture. He posted up nothing, left absolutely no clues as to his stats and if you please, demands my private handphone number. I should have responded immediately with the hotline to the mental hospital. Hmmm…yes I did need to elaborate.
“Attracted to mascular, sporty, healthy guys.”
Damn you Urban Dictionary! It’s not cool to foil my attempt at proving the non-existence of the word, “mascular”. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mascular). NOT COOL.
“I am smooth. I live the hairy, friendly and fun loving guy”
You mean you somehow possess hairy, friendly, fun loving, not-to-mention unsuspecting guys’ bodies and live their lives for them? Or are you smooth by day and hirsute by night?
“Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock? Don’t be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch I’ma peace out if you don’t give me the pay off Come on baby let me see what you’re hidin’ underneath”
Urban Dictionary, I dare you to make sense of this.
“Im just a good guy trying to to know good guy somewhere out there.”
So just to clarify: YOU are not a bad guy, and you’re trying to know guys who are not bad? Are you an average guy then? Would average guys interest you since they are not bad?
“anyone interested to know me more..im ok of giving my digits..”
Hi I’m Dr Lecter, I’d be delighted to make your acquaintance, and yes I would love to have your digits too – all 20 of them. With salt and butter.